Im shitting bricks.

[Paradox]

Well a few days ago i shouted at this stupid teacher in my language (arabic) saying "slut"
She looked aussie. So i said that it works for all other teachers .
But this time she came and slammed her fists on my table and shouted :
WHO ARE U CALLING A SLUT? IM ARAB YOU KNOW!GO OUTSIDE NOW!!!
then i was shiting tons of bricks coming out of my ass.

The principal called my mum and i begged her not to tell my dad got suspended for a week and my dad didnt know

[Snipermon]

Lawl i lol`d again
u are making me laugh today

[[MPGH]Time]

You are proud of that?

[Jakob]

RJ or gtfo.

[Domen]

Haha, so your dad wouldn't be too happy about the news?

[Paradox]

You are proud of that?

only proud of my dad not knowing.
But the lady looks like she has a fucking kingsize bed stuck in her bra what else am i suppost to say?

[Jabuuty671]

. that's a horrible fail .
you're still suspended?

[Edlmann]

Nice story, made me lol :P

[[MPGH]Time]

only proud of my dad not knowing.
But the lady looks like she has a fucking kingsize bed stuck in her bra what else am i suppost to say?

You just couldn't control the pressure could you .

[Paradox]

You just couldn't control the pressure could you .

my friends keep texting me saying:
Slut

I can just imagine what kind of reutation im gona get at school

and im still suspended coming back tomorow

[IHaxYou!]

Should of played the penis game...

[Paradox]

Should of played the penis game...

i tried doing that and she said mine is too small.
I said well yeah compared to you.

[EminemJr]

I laughed at this fail

[IHaxYou!]

i tried doing that and she said mine is too small.
I said well yeah compared to you.

I'd lol if she had a 5 inch clit

[EminemJr]

Should of played the penis game...

I almost got in trouble for doing that XD