Who has epically failed before?

One of my mates broke a leg by rolling down a ski slope after falling over. Same ski trip: I managed to do a face-plant after attempting a jump and went down the slope on my face, cut it all up n shit. Was fun.

lol

you must like hurting yourself...

in the face

Tried to jump over a wall fence and broke my foot for a month

lol ive made allot hmm lets see uhhhh oh lol there was this 1 time in footbal practice we were doing a drill where sum1 has the ball and the uthr tackles the guy with the ball but there in a medium sized square and th ball holder hasta get past the tackler the square wood looke like this

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i went as the tackler and dove for him bfore he even moved he backed up a step and walked over me r0fl

I went to a haunted house and mistook a real person as a statue. His costume was pretty convincing and when he waved I said "Woah it moves." Old guy thought that was funny.

When I was 6 I was playing on a construction site and I walked on a styrofoam insulation board, fell and busted my head, blacked out, and came to missing a piece of my forehead.

ouch?

U must have gone retarded or something

Was running against a fat guy then surprisingly half way to the end i twisted my ankle but i still beat him lololol and then i got like 3 days off school

Nah, but I still have the scar!

I never fail.
nuff said.

there u go u just faild!

Owned, dawg.