Who has epically failed before?

Who has epically failed IN life.

Not at life but in.

Once I accidently used some body wash as tooth paste...

That was a long time ago but it was a [IMG]http://failblog.files.*********.com/2008/04/wallmartfail.jpg[/IMG]

Any one else wanna share?
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I ran into a tree and broke my leg.
'Nuff said.

wow ive seen some body fail alot worse than that he was trying to jump off some bleachers from the top of the stairs and instead rolled down them and broke his leg like a dumbass

One of my mates broke a leg by rolling down a ski slope after falling over. Same ski trip: I managed to do a face-plant after attempting a jump and went down the slope on my face, cut it all up n shit. Was fun.

Tried to jump over a wall fence and broke my foot for a month

lol ive made allot hmm lets see uhhhh oh lol there was this 1 time in footbal practice we were doing a drill where sum1 has the ball and the uthr tackles the guy with the ball but there in a medium sized square and th ball holder hasta get past the tackler the square wood looke like this

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i went as the tackler and dove for him bfore he even moved he backed up a step and walked over me r0fl

I went to a haunted house and mistook a real person as a statue. His costume was pretty convincing and when he waved I said "Woah it moves." Old guy thought that was funny.

When I was 6 I was playing on a construction site and I walked on a styrofoam insulation board, fell and busted my head, blacked out, and came to missing a piece of my forehead.

Was running against a fat guy then surprisingly half way to the end i twisted my ankle but i still beat him lololol and then i got like 3 days off school

Nah, but I still have the scar!

I never fail.
nuff said.

Owned, dawg.