[Game] Your wish has been granted

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This is a really funny game that isn' too hard to do. If you have a really good imagination, you'll love it! The Rules are Simple:
1. The first person posts a wish.
2. The second poster grants the first wish, but with a twist so the granted wish is rendered useless. They then wish for something of thier own.
Ex:
Poster #1: I wish I had a million dollars.
Poster #2: Granted, but you get it in pennies.
I will start :
I wish I could play lot games on my computer without crashing. 
Now your turn? 