Funniest Quotes?

[omfgs]

We'll what's your funniest quotes or found quotes? I'll start it off.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

[Lady GaGa]

We'll what's your funniest quotes or found quotes? I'll start it off.

You got that joke from the FunnyJokes app on Android. But it's still

...but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[[MPGH]EndRiT]

Time travel to 2008 and 2009 and everything posted on MPGH was hilarious.

[[MPGH]Time]

"When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, “Has the bus come yet?”. If the bus came would I be standing here?” - Unknown

"We think our fathers fools, so wise we grow. Our wiser sons, no doubt will think us so.” – Alexander Pope

[Nathan]

I don't really know any funny jokes, only wise/philosofical ones.

[[MPGH]EndRiT]

"When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, “Has the bus come yet?”. If the bus came would I be standing here?” - Unknown

>Implying multiple buses don't come to the same stop

[[MPGH]Hugo Boss]

Life is like a tree, if you don't straighten it up while it's young, you won't be able to do it when it becomes old.

[Monterr]

I dont know any funny quotes, but yours are great.

[Jabuuty671]

Well nvm about that video i posted ...
Useless stupid thread.

[Ed]

I used to share my quotes with everyone. Then I took an arrow to the knee