Notepad Tricks

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Notepad Tricks
Most common tricks used on Notepad is either HTML Coding or .Batch File Coding

Basic HTML
[html]<html>
<body>
<h1>MPGG Rocks</h1>
</body>
</html[/html]

Basic .Batch
Code:
@echo off
Echo Hello
pause
Meanings of a Batch File
In DOS, OS/2, and Microsoft Windows, a batch file is a text file containing a series of commands intended to be executed by the command

A file containing a series of instructions to be carried out by the operating system

Is an ASCII text file which contains a series of commands. These commands run sequentially


HTML Meanings
hypertext markup language: a set of tags and rules (conforming to SGML) for using them in developing hypertext documents

An acronym for HyperText Markup Language, HTML codes are interpreted by the web browser to format documents in a particular way.

The most widely used set of conventions for creating hypertext documents. The evolving HTML standards are used for creation of World Wide Web documents and others.

.Batch Tricks
@ECHO off
:Begin
msg * Hi
msg * MPGH Rules!?
msg * Mhhmm
msg * thats right
msg * Manually turn off your comp to get this off your comp but yu will never get it out of your head! MPGH RULES!
GOTO BEGIN

Save it as MPGH.bat and send it too a friend

@echo off
:loop
Start calc.exe
echo MPGH RULES!
goto loop

Save it as you did before and send it

Shut down a comp
@echo off
msg * I don't like you
shutdown -c "Error! You are too stupid!" -s

Save and send

There a kazillions more but they're for you to work out.

Other Tricks with VBS

Open up Friends CD ROM Continously!
Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop

Save it as anything.vbs and send

Toggle Friends Caps lock over and over again!
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
loop

Save and send

Scare a freind
WScript.Sleep 180000
WScript.Sleep 10000
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
WshShell.Run "notepad"
WScript.Sleep 100
WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "Hel"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "lo "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ", ho"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "w a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "re "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "you"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "? "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "I a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "m g"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ood"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys " th"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ank"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "s! "

Press Backspace over and over!

MsgBox "Let's go back a few steps"
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}"
loop

Save and send

Write your a fool on your friends Keyboard
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "You are a fool."
loop

Save and send

Go to the HTML Tutorial and look at the two stickies for the HTML part

Code:
@echo off
Echo Hope you enjoyed the tut!
pause
These are not notepad tricks you r-tard...
Quote Originally Posted by Hell_Demon View Post
These are not notepad tricks you r-tard...
^^^^^^^^^^
this don't work for Win7 because you can't turn it into a .Bat?

+ ( a bit off topic ) why is Liz banned?
Quote Originally Posted by Comet View Post
this don't work for Win7 because you can't turn it into a .Bat?

+ ( a bit off topic ) why is Liz banned?
go to file> save as...>then at files or somethin g you will see text files *.txt change it to *.*, and type in the name something.bat. Dont forget ".bat" else it wont work ^^
Here's a fun one:

Do
Msgbox("You're awesome(ly retarded)")
loop

Save as .vbs
hah. thanks the only one i didnt know what the cd drive. thanks
How arnt they Notepad tricks -.-
Cool . Thx for tut
Sweet. These are pretty helpful. Thanks
those are shortcuts
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