Omegle Thread

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You: GIVE A JEW SUM GOLD
You: PLZ
Stranger: I LOVE JEWS
You: IM A JEW
You: GIVE MEH GOLD
Stranger: I WILL GIVE YOU SOME GOLD
You: YAY
Stranger: BUT I WANT A BAGEL
You: HOW ABOUT A PIZZA
Stranger: BETTER AND BETTER
You: PIZZA AND BAGEL 4 GOLD OK?
Stranger: YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL, JEW
You: IM SO CHEAP
You: I CANT PAY ATTENTION
Stranger: LETS GO TO A BAR MITZVAH AND EAT MATZAH BREAD
You: YUM
You: I HAD MY BAR MITZVAH AT WALMART BIATCH
Stranger: I LOVE WALMART TOO
You: ITS A JEW PARADISE
You: I CAN GET CHEAP DEALS!!!
Stranger: YES
Stranger: YOU ARE NOT A REAL JEW
Stranger: WALMARET IS NON KOSHER
Stranger: MOTHER FUCK YOU IMPERSONATOR
You: WALMARET IS NOT KOSHER... WALMART IS
Stranger: I WILL CIRCUMCISE YOU
You: I CUT UR BAWLS OFF
You: ALTHOUGH U HAVE NONE
Stranger: I will suture your asshole shut and watch you slowly die since you cant pass solid waste.
You: I SHALL CUT UR BAWLS OFF AND SHOVE MY DICK IN UR EYELIDS TILL YOU COUGH BLOOD THEN I WILL REACH DOWN AND TAKE UR HEART AND SPRINKLE KETCHUP ON IT AND EAT IT YUM
You: I TAKE UR MOM AND EAT HER 4 LUNCH
You: THEN, I TAKE UR DAD AND DRIVE HIM TO MEXICO AND GET HIM SOLD AS A SLAVE FOR 3.95
You: WHAT
Stranger: I will cut off your balls, poke out your eyes, and switch em around. I will cut off your dick and shove it up your ass. I'll put kerosene all over your little sister/brother/dog and light it on fire. Then I'll put him/her/it out and fors\ce you to eat the charred remains
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