10 Reasons why Germany is the best country ever
reason 1-10:
we had this adalbert hitl0r



actually im joking (maybe not who knows)
but thanks to Jesus, Allah and Sergei from Russia
helping me get
2000 posts (of which a lot are shitposts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
actually less now than a couple months before)
i also wanna congratulate myself for reaching exactly 5years and 7days on this platform
and (noone cares) but i also had birthday on saturday so happy bday to me
dang this turned hella long, but since noone reads it anyway i can write a bit more and more
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Raple @
Dave84311 plez ban me long for the 3 things at once (make a duration of your choosing [not too long tho

])
Congratz! and happy belated birthday? I guess?
Reply to me for your 2000th post so I can feel special
I thought germans didn't make jokes. Not good ones at least.
shiiiet happpy banday bro
feel offended by this.
gratz on 1'999 n0t 2k skrub
Congratz on 1,999 posts xD