Navy or Army?
"I can raise your bonus by"
No recruiter can touch your bonus, this is a common lie. Choose your path and stick with it, bonuses are literally just that, a bonus.
"You won't have to"
recruiters have no say on what you can and can't do once you enlist. If you join in the guard, you will go to training (RSP) before you leave to prepare you, that's the only part recruiter have a say in.
"I guarantee this job."
Jobs are only available based off of the military's need. If a slot is open, a slot is open. A job can only be made for you if you have a high enough ASVAB score.
No recruiter can touch your bonus, this is a common lie. Choose your path and stick with it, bonuses are literally just that, a bonus.
"You won't have to"
recruiters have no say on what you can and can't do once you enlist. If you join in the guard, you will go to training (RSP) before you leave to prepare you, that's the only part recruiter have a say in.
"I guarantee this job."
Jobs are only available based off of the military's need. If a slot is open, a slot is open. A job can only be made for you if you have a high enough ASVAB score.
join the Japanese Red Army https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_Red_Army
NAVY all the way
Navy. Google navy submarine stories...
In prison you don't masturbate with your cellie in the room. In a submarine with 40+ men next to each other you masturbate each night or even worse in the showers which are said to be the grosses places imaginable.
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Also it's a bit of a stereo type that people in the navy are gay. Specifically because they live in cramped conditions for months with dozens of men stacked on top of each other. Literally worse than American state prisons.
In prison you don't masturbate with your cellie in the room. In a submarine with 40+ men next to each other you masturbate each night or even worse in the showers which are said to be the grosses places imaginable.
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Also it's a bit of a stereo type that people in the navy are gay. Specifically because they live in cramped conditions for months with dozens of men stacked on top of each other. Literally worse than American state prisons.

