Programming Languages xD

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Programming Languages xD
C / C++:

Quote Originally Posted by Richard A. O’Keefe
Fifty years of programming language research, and we end up with C++?
Quote Originally Posted by Bob Gray
Writing in C or C++ is like running a chain saw with all the safety guards removed.
Quote Originally Posted by Bjarne Stroustrup
In C++ it’s harder to shoot yourself in the foot, but when you do, you blow off your whole leg.
Java:

Quote Originally Posted by Alanna
Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OSes is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.
Quote Originally Posted by Robert Sewell
If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.
...LMAO


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>If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.

lol
well FLAME i know for you that you're an expert in VB ;D
Put on oven mits and try to pleasure yourself, that's what any managed language is like.
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