Hows Christmas celebrated in Jewish homes?
They put parking meters on the roof.
They put parking meters on the roof.
Post your
Originally Posted by Jabooty671
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Originally Posted by Jabooty671
Originally Posted by Ghost of Obama
Loled for Like 10 minutes when I saw that
of course you did
an arab, a black and a mexican are in a car, who's driving?
the police dhuh!
the police dhuh!
Best joke ever.
hai, what does a jew do in a building?
who cares, hes jeW!
who cares, hes jeW!
The only thing smaller than a Jew's penis is a Negro's to-do list.
Originally Posted by TinyWeeWee
The only thing smaller than an Asian's penis is a Negro's to-do list.
fixed
why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
because it ran out of juice AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
because it ran out of juice AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Travel Centre
Customer: 'I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?'.
Operator: 'Where did you get that number from, sir?'
Customer: 'It was on the door to the Travel Centre'.
Operator: 'Sir, they are our opening hours'.
Customer: 'I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?'.
Operator: 'Where did you get that number from, sir?'
Customer: 'It was on the door to the Travel Centre'.
Operator: 'Sir, they are our opening hours'.
I failed my driver’s test.
The guy asked me: “What do you do at a red light?”
I said, "I don’t know … look around, listen to the radio… !!"
The guy asked me: “What do you do at a red light?”
I said, "I don’t know … look around, listen to the radio… !!"
To continue the dead baby jokes, i've got a whole bunch!
DISCLAIMER: If you have a problem with dead baby jokes, please do not read the following. Also, please don't test this out to see if they are "more fun". Thank you. Oh yeah, these are just JOKES, please treat them that way.
What's more fun than stapling a baby to a wall?
A. Ripping it off again!
How do you get a dead baby into a bucket?
A. Blender.
How do you get the dead baby out of the bucket again?
A. Nachos.
What's more fun than throwing a baby out of a plane?
A. Catching it with a pitchfork.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
A. I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Uhhh....running out here
What's more fun than nailing 5 babies to a tree?
A. Nailing 1 baby to 5 trees.
If these offended anyone, I apologise but they are merely jokes so don't get too worked up please? You're not supposed to think about them overmuch :P
DISCLAIMER: If you have a problem with dead baby jokes, please do not read the following. Also, please don't test this out to see if they are "more fun". Thank you. Oh yeah, these are just JOKES, please treat them that way.
What's more fun than stapling a baby to a wall?
A. Ripping it off again!
How do you get a dead baby into a bucket?
A. Blender.
How do you get the dead baby out of the bucket again?
A. Nachos.
What's more fun than throwing a baby out of a plane?
A. Catching it with a pitchfork.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
A. I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Uhhh....running out here
What's more fun than nailing 5 babies to a tree?
A. Nailing 1 baby to 5 trees.
If these offended anyone, I apologise but they are merely jokes so don't get too worked up please? You're not supposed to think about them overmuch :P
Originally Posted by Jason
To continue the dead baby jokes, i've got a whole bunch!
DISCLAIMER: If you have a problem with dead baby jokes, please do not read the following. Also, please don't test this out to see if they are "more fun". Thank you. Oh yeah, these are just JOKES, please treat them that way.
What's more fun than stapling a baby to a wall?
A. Ripping it off again!
How do you get a dead baby into a bucket?
A. Blender.
How do you get the dead baby out of the bucket again?
A. Nachos.
What's more fun than throwing a baby out of a plane?
A. Catching it with a pitchfork.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
A. I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Uhhh....running out here
What's more fun than nailing 5 babies to a tree?
A. Nailing 1 baby to 5 trees.
If these offended anyone, I apologise but they are merely jokes so don't get too worked up please? You're not supposed to think about them overmuch :P
DISCLAIMER: If you have a problem with dead baby jokes, please do not read the following. Also, please don't test this out to see if they are "more fun". Thank you. Oh yeah, these are just JOKES, please treat them that way.
What's more fun than stapling a baby to a wall?
A. Ripping it off again!
How do you get a dead baby into a bucket?
A. Blender.
How do you get the dead baby out of the bucket again?
A. Nachos.
What's more fun than throwing a baby out of a plane?
A. Catching it with a pitchfork.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
A. I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Uhhh....running out here
What's more fun than nailing 5 babies to a tree?
A. Nailing 1 baby to 5 trees.
If these offended anyone, I apologise but they are merely jokes so don't get too worked up please? You're not supposed to think about them overmuch :P
RSimple Joke is Simple
Fine den.
