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Originally Posted by jennajones

Why was the girl even included in the picture?
Did he not have a school photo?
A picture by himself?
-.-

Maybe she was included some how.
Oh well.

My guinea pig started developing a tumor thing on his nipple. One year later, a month ago. I watched him die slowly and painfully. It was sad.

its a guinea pig...they are meant to teach children about death. Why else do they exist?

THE STORY OF UGLY IS THE ONLY STORY WORTHY OF BEING ON THIS THREAD. YOU TROLLS AND ******S WITH HAPPY LIVES, PLEASE LEAVE.

I got the shittiest life of whole MPGH. >.>

Originally Posted by Derail

I got the shittiest life of whole MPGH. >.>

Maybe you did until i joined, but i doubt that is either of us

By the way I bet I have the best one that isn't a lie, skiing in Colorado and the ski lift stalled over the stunt park, so I watched people do stunts, then I watched a skier try to do a front flip,
then I watched him do a front flip and land on his pole, thus impaling himself,
then I watched the snow turn red,
then I watched people start frikin out, and others wondering what the commotion was about
then the ski lift started moving again, and I met my cousin at the restaurant closest to the top of the mountain for a slice of pizza

Do I get a cookie