How do you?

Hey guys, My username kinda sucks right know. Do you know how to change it, if you can?

If you can please answer this question, I'd be very happy.

You can request a username change ever 1000 posts, but seeing as you only have 1 post just make a new account /

Ya, well it's being stupid... it says that the username already exists, and I searched everywhere and it doesn't so I made this one...