Best Pick up Lines

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

So I see you're passed out.

My penis just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your asshole?

Is your name pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.

Originally Posted by Kallisti

Is your name pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.

Pikachu actually means Sparkley Mouse

Walk up to a girl with a baseball bat

"Hey baby"

The rest is somewhat self explanatory. You will get laid 100%, unless you're like a serious pussy.

or just "fuck you" then rape her.

Hey baby, once you go black you limp for a week

Hey, what the hell is this?

Originally Posted by WoopwoopaJiggaboo

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

So I see you're passed out.

My penis just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your asshole?

*throw pokeball(pikachu)* you like this then let make a new one/yea

Originally Posted by alkiller00

*throw pokeball(pikachu)* you like this then let make a new one/yea

And this is why you can't get a girlfriend

Originally Posted by WoopwoopaJiggaboo

And this is why you can't get a girlfriend

LOL I have a girlfirend? she cuban like me lol we freaky together

Originally Posted by alkiller00

LOL I have a girlfirend? she cuban like me lol we freaky together

Ah shes Cuban.
That explains her low standards

chick shows boobs *i think its evolving*

omg wdf is that?

"Aye girl, if your vagina was a banana could I take a bite?"*Take bite of banana*

Originally Posted by HiddenoO

"Aye girl, if your vagina was a banana could I take a bite?"*Take bite of banana*

Are you sure you're not gay?

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