Best Pick up Lines
"Can i put my crunchy noodle in your duck sauce?"
"can i put my oingo boingo in your velvet undergound?"
"95% of girls sing in the shower, the other 5% masturbate...do you know what the 95% of girls sing? (no) Oooo so you must be one of the 5% who masturbates"
" im great at math u + i = 69 "
*lick a finger and wipe her shirt/clothing* "hey baby lets get you outta those wet clothes"
"your clothes look great on you, but would look better on my floor"
"SUPRISE!!!!"
"hey baby do you have a map, because im lost in your eyes"
"nice tits"
"nice ass"
"can i put my oingo boingo in your velvet undergound?"
"95% of girls sing in the shower, the other 5% masturbate...do you know what the 95% of girls sing? (no) Oooo so you must be one of the 5% who masturbates"
" im great at math u + i = 69 "
*lick a finger and wipe her shirt/clothing* "hey baby lets get you outta those wet clothes"
"your clothes look great on you, but would look better on my floor"
"SUPRISE!!!!"
"hey baby do you have a map, because im lost in your eyes"
"nice tits"
"nice ass"
I got the best one...
WoopwoopaJiggaboo is a CockSucker
WoopwoopaJiggaboo is a CockSucker
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