Ohai thar.

Figured I might as well make one of these. Both for the sake of postwhoring, and because it's 5 am and there's nothing else do to except go mad at this hour.

Lesse... My name is Vae, my parents are the kind that like to come up with very obscure names for their children, much to my dismay. I apparently make rhymes on accident too, so... there ye go.

I enjoy eating red M&Ms while reading the biographies of obscure serial killers, it's one of my vices.

I speak in coherent sentences to help disguise the fact that I usually have no clue what I'm talking about. That skill alone has led me to think about going into politics, but that's a story for another day.

I also hate intro threads.

So I'm going to stop this one... now.