Unexplainable common things

Self explanatory title is self explanatory.

Post anything that would happen to an ordinary man on an ordinary day that is unexplainable possibly in his normal house.

I'll go first for example:

When earphones go in my pocket untangled, they come out tangled.

You can't explain that shit.

Yes you can.
A man faps and then makes milk
you cant explain THAT shit

Originally Posted by Cal

Yes you can.

Explain it for me then.

Originally Posted by Less Than Three

Explain it for me then.

You walk, pockets move around, earphones get tangled.

When I wake up swearing I must have smoked a shit load of weed last night, and finished a decent amount of beer, what to even do tonight, and I wonder what the fuck my friends are up to. And I realize I got a shit load of weed, and beer, and I'm just about to text my friends. You can explain that shit. That's life, mother fucker.

i'll take off my shoes at the same time, but some times one of them ends up in a different room

Originally Posted by AVGN

i'll take off my shoes at the same time, but some times one of them ends up in a different room

blame the kids.

I'm getting ready to go out and carry around my pair of socks.
in a few minutes they're gone and are never found.... ever

Originally Posted by Jabuuty671

blame the kids.

I'm getting ready to go out and carry around my pair of socks.
in a few minutes they're gone and are never found.... ever

lol, reminds of the mountain of missing left socks from ren and stimpy

I ask my Dad to help me with my Business Studies assignment one night... I go to bed... and next morning its on my bedside table, completed and ready for submission

Thats some fucked up shit eh?

Originally Posted by Doy2

I ask my Dad to help me with my Business Studies assignment one night... I go to bed... and next morning its on my bedside table, completed and ready for submission

Thats some fucked up shit eh?

you're a spoiled brat

/explained

Originally Posted by Less Than Three

Self explanatory title is self explanatory.

Post anything that would happen to an ordinary man on an ordinary day that is unexplainable possibly in his normal house.

I'll go first for example:

When earphones go in my pocket untangled, they come out tangled.

You can't explain that shit.

You're a man now?