Unexplainable common things

I go to sleep with both socks on...
when i wake up i lost a pair...
WTF!?!

Yeah , socks is a big thing for me too. I put a pair in the washing machine , only 1 goes out to dry. I color coordinate my pencils, one of them is always out of place. I loose something , and 10 minutes of finding it , its in my hand. I do my work in bed , and my eraser or sharpener goes missing.

I leave my volume on 20%.
Play music next day and its fucking like 80%.

I fap and ten minutes later my penis is never to be seen again...

Socks is a huge thing for just about anybody.
I put 4 pairs of socks in the laundry... 1 pair comes out.. :O

Originally Posted by Less Than Three

Socks is a huge thing for just about anybody.
I put 4 pairs of socks in the laundry... 1 pair comes out.. :O

They fuse together and make mega sock

Originally Posted by Dreamerkiid _

They fuse together and make mega sock

The problem with that, is that it seems the 1 pair that comes out shrunk... o.o

Originally Posted by Less Than Three

The problem with that, is that it seems the 1 pair that comes out shrunk... o.o

so it may be stronger and fight the dust bunny of doom

When I was a kid, I'd always lose my gameboy, just misplaced, or moved to random areas of the house while cleaning. Often time's it would take months. Weeks, and weeks of thinking where could I have put it, if I was putting something like that, WHERE? WHERE THE FUCK WOULD IT POSSIBLY BE. I would simply forget about it sometimes, because it would just piss me off not being able to find it, no matter how hard I searched. I'd always eventually find it, in one spot or another.

Originally Posted by Tryptamine.

When I was a kid, I'd always lose my gameboy, just misplaced, or moved to random areas of the house while cleaning. Often time's it would take months. Weeks, and weeks of thinking where could I have put it, if I was putting something like that, WHERE? WHERE THE FUCK WOULD IT POSSIBLY BE. I would simply forget about it sometimes, because it would just piss me off not being able to find it, no matter how hard I searched. I'd always eventually find it, in one spot or another.

and sometimes you find it but you're too busy atm and then forget where you saw it at.

OOOO
YOU LOSE SOMETHING AND YOU GO CRAZY LOOKIN FOR IT...

fEW MONTHS LATER
You find it in an obvious spot

keys are my worst enemy

OOO even better your mom said to get something from on top of the dresser...
you see item not there and you tell your mom...

mom said its there...

you tell her to go look...

She look...

And its FUCKIN there!!

WTF

Originally Posted by Dreamerkiid _

OOO even better your mom said to get something from on top of the dresser...
you see item not there and you tell your mom...

mom said its there...

you tell her to go look...

She look...

And its FUCKIN there!!

WTF

Lawl. This happens to me all the time. Mostly with the car keys

Originally Posted by Jakob

that happened to me just yesterday!
weiiirrdd ay?

I know right D: .

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