Unexplainable common things

Originally Posted by Dreamerkiid _

OOO even better your mom said to get something from on top of the dresser...
you see item not there and you tell your mom...

mom said its there...

you tell her to go look...

She look...

And its FUCKIN there!!

WTF

It's because you were dropped on your head as a baby.

my hand makes me cum but she can't...

Cuz she hasn't met the wackahoma .

Originally Posted by Time

Cuz she hasn't met the wackahoma .

Ohdaum the almighty wackahomo

@Wyo u still alive, o mighty wackahomo?

Originally Posted by Sjoerd

Ohdaum the almighty wackahomo

@Wyo u still alive, o mighty wackahomo?

he be working in mcdonalds .

Whenever ther is a gap in traffic, a cyclist happens to be in the way

... and fuel seems to dissapear quicker towards empty..

Leave car running while you get out for a bit. Nobody is around. Come back, car is gone.

Originally Posted by Taco

Leave car running while you get out for a bit. Nobody is around. Come back, car is gone.

I'd take it

next time, just stay there for an hour, because i'd totally bring it back. I don't steal

Originally Posted by Taco

Leave car running while you get out for a bit. Nobody is around. Come back, car is gone.

Cause u live in the ghettos.

I saw my mom outside the kitchen.
I'm not sexist but it seemed like it would fit into the moment. kthx

Ahahaha @Jacket made my day .

@Time Glad i made your day and gonna go to sleep now. /kbai

Kbai @Jacket .

Originally Posted by AVGN

keys are my worst enemy

Used to be my problem, too. Now I always put my keys on the dining room table when I come home.

Too complicated for me soz

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