Good Lies

to not go to school...
Tomorrow is halloween, im not going, and my parents need a good lie, something else than he hes sick or going to the doctor..

Your uncle died always works

Your balls are swollen, and you need to see the man's equivalent of a gynecologist.

Please excuse my son for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

Originally Posted by Mr.Seyeko

Please excuse my son for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

LOL WUT.

That would never work D:.

Originally Posted by Mr.Seyeko

Please excuse my son for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

Our property is also happens to be located in a unique area of spacetime where quantum mechanics prevents the proper measurement of time. Every clock we have is fucking useless.

Originally Posted by Polo

LOL WUT.

That would never work D:.

IT WILL WORK!!!

Your parents don't need an excuse to give to the school, the most a school needs is a notification from a parent that their student won't be coming into school. Any more information than that is none of their business.

Well, here u call and say My son isnt coming to school, it looks weird without an excuse so.. and they might ask, but they arent supposed

You must be like thirteen or something? Say you have blue balls because you couldn't finish, and the pain is unbearable.

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