guess what?

I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOURE NEXT TO ME

AND WHEN WERE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX WITH ME

YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY

I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY

I ate a grape and i JIZZED IN MY PANTS

Don't know how many times I've seen people say this.

I saw the video over a week ago, it is getting old.

But damn, I almost wet myself the first time I saw it.

i jizzed in my pants and didnt clean
it few days later it got infected
and weird lines and wrinkles began appearing on my dickhead
-true story is true

they come and time to time i should get this checked but idk..