I'm fucked.

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I'm fucked.

I think I knocked up my girlfriend. She's 18 and I'm 16. She gets nausea in the morning, her breasts feel swollen, she gets light headed and she missed her period.
EDIT: And she's been having mood swings.

That sounds fucked up. Try to do some research on some other sites other than asking on MPGH. xD But it sounds like she's pregnant. :S

Test it. If you don't want it, abort it.

How did you knocked up her

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Originally Posted by Hexicidal

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How did you knocked up her

Something to do with baking cake?

WHERE'S THE BIG RED ABORT BUTTON WHEN U NEED IT

Is it something has to do with chocolate ?

Just push her down the staircase a few times, that should solve any problems.

Yep you're fucked

Run Forest, RUN!

STAB HER IN THE STOMACH AND KILL THAT LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER

Abortion?

Well honestly dude, good luck with what happens. I'm sorry to hear she may be pregnant.

Did she eat more in the last few weeks? Could also be a reason, and it can happen that she misses her Period so don't overreact

LOL no offense but your girlfriend might pop out a kid and the first thing you do is tell us on mpgh?

Proof pl0x..

But why doesn't your girlfriend take contraception pills? Mine does, makes you feel better, seriously..

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