Any Hack, Personal Hack

Well, at this very moment in time, I'd really appreciate an update on any of the hacks. I understand that since the developers aren't getting paid, its not like they have a responsibility to update the hacks post-haste. I'm just a very impatient person
Moving on... This would be an awesome hack for me, and other dedicated Quar players.

My Perfect Hack:

Chams
-Makes Claymores lol
Nametags
-Identifying Chams is easier
Customizable Aimbot
-This means I have the option to not twitch around, aiming through walls
-I can select what angle I'd like to aim, because using a recent aimbot I twitch around behind me and its really annoying
Speed Hack
-Just a small one, like 1.3x or 1.5x so its not completely identifiable but I'm still faster
Jump Hack
-Same as speed hack reasoning
Bomb ESP
-Identifying bombs on the ground before I trip them is always awesome.
Object ESP
-Its hilarious to unlock the Oil Rig saferooms and watch everyone blame each other for leaving it open after I infect them all