Viruses
They don't reproduce in the classical sense. They fuck with the cell's instructions, insert their DNA/RNA into the host cell, kick the cell's ribosomes into overdrive so that the cell will keep producing copies. Then, depending on the virus, the new viroids will bud off the cell, or the cell will burst in some violent fashion releasing more macrophages upon the world.
Viruses are beautiful, simple, elegant, and deadly machinery. They are not alive for the same reason that a computer virus is not alive. It does not deviate from it's programming unless mutation arises. It's sole purpose is to propagate. It does not react to any stimuli. I poke you with a hot iron, you'll jump back, I attack a virus, it'll just die. The key is knowing how to attack it in the right fashion, and leaving no survivors, to prevent mutation.
Viruses are beautiful, simple, elegant, and deadly machinery. They are not alive for the same reason that a computer virus is not alive. It does not deviate from it's programming unless mutation arises. It's sole purpose is to propagate. It does not react to any stimuli. I poke you with a hot iron, you'll jump back, I attack a virus, it'll just die. The key is knowing how to attack it in the right fashion, and leaving no survivors, to prevent mutation.
Mostly of the non-virtual viruses are living, they made of bacterias.
Scientifically, no they are not alive. I like to think they are in the "gray" area. They can reproduce but they don't display characteristics that would make them "alive" in scientific terms, like Azathoth said.
FML, the I know zero biology. I literally stopped after Gr10 and took Gr11 and G12 phys\chem. Boh1, biology doesn't help me understand physics soh fuckit.
What Mr. Wikipedia thinks.
Originally Posted by Wikipedia
Oh god, look at all the retards saying that viruses are alive. 




