What is the WORST joke you know?

To be clear, worst as in the most racist, NSFW joke you know.

This is pretty bad but I did laugh.

So this boy walks in on his dad masturbating in front of the computer and asks "Dad, what are you doing?"
The dad replies "I'm masturbating. Don't worry, you will be doing it soon too"
"But why?"
"Because my arm is getting tired"

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lolol, that made me giggle

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side if the street

Originally Posted by Music.

lolol, that made me giggle

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side if the street

That actually made me lol. Just because it is the oldest in the world

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Why do they boil water when a baby is being born?

So that if it's a stillborn they can make soup.

Originally Posted by Tall kiwi

That actually made me lol. Just because it is the oldest in the world

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Why do they boil water when a baby is being born?

So that if it's a stillborn they can make soup.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

what do you call a nosey pepper? JALAPENO BUSINESS.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?
When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Heard it in middle school, messed up racist black joke is messed up.

Originally Posted by Mega Man

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?
When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Heard it in middle school, messed up racist black joke is messed up.

Lmfao, love that one.

What do black people do? They shoot, steal and run.

What do you do when you see your TV floating at night?
Shoot the ******.

Why are ******s getting hit by cars more in winter on snowy days?
They are easier to spot.

Whats the difference between a ****** and a large pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.

Originally Posted by InCognito

What do you do when you see your TV floating at night?
Shoot the ******.

Why are ******s getting hit by cars more in winter on snowy days?
They are easier to spot.

Whats the difference between a ****** and a large pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.

What will happen if all black people go to the moon? Problem solved and it will be extremely dark at night

Whats Faster then a ****** running with your T.V
His Brother with the VCR

What's the difference between dog shit and ******s?
When dog shit gets old it turns White

Why is a Black mans eyes always red after sex?
From the mace

How do you drown a black preson?
Pop their lips.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basket ball. ( or a Bucket of KFC )