❗ 300 Keys

Battleeye can suck our D**ks ! I would love a key!

I would like an extra key so i can test out new scripts without using my main key. It would be greatly appreciated.

Did you check my post? Lol I think its on page 1.

can i pls have a key
i really need one

i have only 0.17€ in paypal,
i have not so much money

and i'm alone :'(
alone in a lonely world...
in my room

so pls give me a key
so i can play
in a hole other world
with zombies
and other dayz freaks

then i would be verry happy
and kind

Hello i would like the keys to help other players(free spawn service) and to help testing the scripts.

Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's at the end of your arm, as you get older, remember you have another hand: The first is to help yourself, the second is to help others.
- Audrey Hepburn

I know most of you probably aren't going to read this, but next week I turn 19, and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there just like me, I promise you I'm different. On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica (home of the greatest walruses). I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give a Arma 2 Key and the support I need I will become the greatest walrus ever.

I and my Friend played DayZ every Day DayZ.
Today we played and he became a ban because another hacker gave him a hack.
Don't know what this is but it was like this realy.
I got banned but my parents buyed me a Key.
He is realy a poor boy and haven't got many Cash.
If you can give him a Key it will be really nice from you.

MFG CheHDST


FUCK YOU BATTLEYE YOU BANNED MY FRIEND FOR NOTHING!

i didn't play DayZ for 4 days and 1 day was in the mood to hack! But something was in my way! "The GLOBAL BAN" *Dramatic Music*. This is my story...

I was in the mood to hack a bit, so i thought to myself "I'm going ruin some random kid day " Only got to Lobby screen where i stumbled upon something terrible! A small message saying "Global Banned"

can i get a key i had to redo my whole comp i got a keylogger from hacks and a fbi locked screen from watchig porn and i lost everything

(1) Do you like battleye?

B.NO NO FUCK NO THEY CAN GO ********** MY ***


(2) Oh no! a player killed me what i should do!?
B.I WILL SPAWN A TANK AND SHOT HIM

(3) Crap zombies chasing me what i should do ?
B.Spawn myself a minigun and shot them

(4) My friend sick what i should get :3?
C.Leave him

(5) Are you stupid (I want to see if your a robot or not :3)
C.No no :3

(6) There is a race Chopper Vs You Who gets first to the airfield what should you choose to get there?
B.Teleport

FINAL QUESTION

Why you think about zombie1004?

A.Hes awesome

can i have a key plz

(1) Do you like battleye?

B.NO NO FUCK NO THEY CAN GO ********** MY ***


(2) Oh no! a player killed me what i should do!?

A.Slow motion jump on him with a hatchet!

(3) Crap zombies chasing me what i should do ?

A.zombie shield

(4) My friend sick what i should get :3?

B.Shot him

(5) Are you stupid (I want to see if your a robot or not :3)

B.No why should you ask that i'm a cat!


(6) There is a race Chopper Vs You Who gets first to the airfield what should you choose to get there?

C.Gravity cat mode

(7) Why do you want the key?

I know most of you probably aren't going to read this, but next week I turn 19, and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there just like me, I promise you I'm different. On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica (home of the greatest walruses). I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give a Arma 2 Key and the support I need I will become the greatest walrus ever.

FINAL QUESTION

Why you think about zombie1004?

A.Hes awesome
B.Hes awesome
C.Hes awesome

(6) There is a race Chopper Vs You Who gets first to the airfield what should you choose to get there?
A.Speed hack
B.Teleport
C.Gravity cat mode

This really happend to me on Namalsk, i choose the Speed Hack and CarGodMode and they couldnt catch me, they tried to destroy my car with their M32 Launchers oO

(1) Do you like battleye?

B.NO NO FUCK NO THEY CAN GO ********** MY ***



(2) Oh no! a player killed me what i should do!?

B.I WILL SPAWN A TANK AND SHOT HIM


(3) Crap zombies chasing me what i should do ?

B.Spawn myself a minigun and shot them


(4) My friend sick what i should get :3?

B.Shot him


(5) Are you stupid (I want to see if your a robot or not :3)

A.Of course i am

(6) There is a race Chopper Vs You Who gets first to the airfield what should you choose to get there?
A.Speed hack


(7) Why do you want the key? ________________

Well, i want to use it to kick some ass.


FINAL QUESTION

What you think about zombie1004?

A.Hes awesome
B.Hes awesome
C.Hes awesome