❗ 300 Keys

(1) Do you like battleye?

A.Sure i love them
B.NO NO FUCK NO THEY CAN GO ********** MY ***
C.Who's Battleye?


(2) Oh no! a player killed me what i should do!?

A.Slow motion jump on him with a hatchet!
B.I WILL SPAWN A TANK AND SHOT HIM
C.I won't rage him i will give him a big huge

(3) Crap zombies chasing me what i should do ?

A.zombie shield
B.Spawn myself a minigun and shot them
C.Let them eat me

(4) My friend sick what i should get :3?

A.Anti-Botics
B.Shot him
C.Leave him

(5) Are you stupid (I want to see if your a robot or not :3)

A.Of course i am
B.No why should you ask that i'm a cat!
C.No no :3

(6) There is a race Chopper Vs You Who gets first to the airfield what should you choose to get there?
A.Speed hack
B.Teleport
C.Gravity cat mode

(7) Why do you want the key? ________________
I want the key because I'll finally be able to play with my IRL and have a blast.


FINAL QUESTION

What you think about zombie1004?

A.Hes awesome
B.Hes awesome
C.Hes awesome

(1) Do you like battleye?


B.NO NO FUCK NO THEY CAN GO ********** MY ***



(2) Oh no! a player killed me what i should do!?

B.I WILL SPAWN A TANK AND SHOT HIM

(3) Crap zombies chasing me what i should do ?

B.Spawn myself a minigun and shot them


(4) My friend sick what i should get :3?

B.Shot him

(5) Are you stupid (I want to see if your a robot or not :3)

A.Of course i am

(6) There is a race Chopper Vs You Who gets first to the airfield what should you choose to get there?
B.Teleport

(7) Why do you want the key? Cause i got banned by f***ing battleeye


FINAL QUESTION

Why you think about zombie1004?

A.Hes awesome
B.Hes awesome
C.Hes awesome

(1) Do you like battleye?
B.NO NO FUCK NO THEY CAN GO ********** MY ***

(2) Oh no! a player killed me what i should do!?
B.I WILL SPAWN A TANK AND SHOT HIM

(3) Crap zombies chasing me what i should do ?

B.Spawn myself a minigun and shot them

(4) My friend sick what i should get :3?

A.Leave him, he can hack himself back to full health

(5) Are you stupid (I want to see if your a robot or not :3)

C.No no :3

(6) There is a race Chopper Vs You Who gets first to the airfield what should you choose to get there?
B.Teleport


(7) Why do you want the key? Got banned


FINAL QUESTION

Why you think about zombie1004?

A.Hes awesome
B.Hes awesome
C.Hes awesome

got banned from one of my favorit servers, even though i didn't hack on this one Just because i had an as50 i think

(1) Do you like battleye?


B.NO NO FUCK NO THEY CAN GO ********** MY ***



(2) Oh no! a player killed me what i should do!?

A.Slow motion jump on him with a hatchet!

(3) Crap zombies chasing me what i should do ?

A.zombie shield

(4) My friend sick what i should get :3?

A.Anti-Botics

(5) Are you stupid (I want to see if your a robot or not :3)

B.No why should you ask that i'm a cat!

(6) There is a race Chopper Vs You Who gets first to the airfield what should you choose to get there?

C.Gravity cat mode

(7) Why do you want the key?

A.I would like a key, so I can shove my hAX into Battle Eye's Rectum, wriggle it around a bit, and watch a tear fall down Battle Eye's face...

Why you think about zombie1004?

D.Hes awesome & sexy

(1) Do you like battleye?
B.NO NO FUCK NO THEY CAN GO ********** MY ***

(2) Oh no! a player killed me what i should do!?
A.Slow motion jump on him with a hatchet!

(3) Crap zombies chasing me what i should do ?
B.Spawn myself a minigun and shot them

(4) My friend sick what i should get :3?
B.Shot him

(5) Are you stupid (I want to see if your a robot or not :3)
C.No no :3

(6) There is a race Chopper Vs You Who gets first to the airfield what should you choose to get there?
B.Teleport

(7) Why do you want the key? ___________________
I had to redo my whole computer, i got alot of keyloggers from hacks from untrusted sites, i also got a fbi lock screen from watching porn and i lost all my games

Hey,

It'd be awesome if you could give me a key. BattlEye is the biggest piece of s**t ever created. I'm using the survival hacks and i like them because every time BE updates, there's an update for the hacks that say F*** you BE! BE will never win!

My key got stolen and banned, It'd be awesome to have a working one again. I will join you and say F*** YOU BATTLEYE!

Oh and for the mini test:

(1) B. (2) B. (3) B (4) B (5) A (6) B (7) Because i got banned and I f***ing hate BE Final question: all of the above

(1) Do you like battleye?
C.Who's Battleye?


(2) Oh no! a player killed me what i should do!?
B.I WILL SPAWN A TANK AND SHOT HIM


(3) Crap zombies chasing me what i should do ?
B.Spawn myself a minigun and shot them


(4) My friend sick what i should get :3?
A.Anti-Botics

(5) Are you stupid (I want to see if your a robot or not :3)

A.Of course i am

(6) There is a race Chopper Vs You Who gets first to the airfield what should you choose to get there?
B.Teleport


(7) Why do you want the key? ________________
i ame lost in a wood without gamers
and i'm fucking bored

FINAL QUESTION

Why you think about zombie1004?
i think thit is a poser
hmm...
this is hard :/
B

That's all people end of the test

Unfortunately I refuse to beg on behalf of a friend :S , Would be different if it was my key that was banned. That said I really would like a key to cheer him up , guess I will have to rely on your community spirit and the fact I say "PLEASE".

well, i'm a nice guy from brazil, came here to win something, I got banned like november 1, 2012, so I dont play on legit server, since this ban, I was using dayz navigator, if I am selected I will use it carefully.
thanks.

(1) Do you like battleye?

C.Who's Battleye?

(2) Oh no! a player killed me what i should do!?

A.Slow motion jump on him with a hatchet!

(3) Crap zombies chasing me what i should do ?

A. zombie shield

(4) My friend sick what i should get :3?

C. Leave him

(5) Are you stupid (I want to see if your a robot or not :3)

C. No no :3

(6) There is a race Chopper Vs You Who gets first to the airfield what should you choose to get there?

B. Teleport

(7) Why do you want the key? THIS CRAZY SHIT GETS ME FUCKIN' MAD !!!


FINAL QUESTION

Why you think about zombie1004?

A.Hes awesome!!!!!

B.Hes awesome!!!!!

C.Hes awesome!!!!!

I'm not good with words, especially in english

(1) Do you like battleye?

C.Who's Battleye? (does even exists if u know what i mean heh ;P)


(2) Oh no! a player killed me what i should do!?
A.Slow motion jump on him with a hatchet!


(3) Crap zombies chasing me what i should do ?
B.Spawn myself a minigun and shot them


(4) My friend sick what i should get :3?

A.Anti-Botics(GIRLS)

(5) Are you stupid (I want to see if your a robot or not :3)
C.No no :3

(6) There is a race Chopper Vs You Who gets first to the airfield what should you choose to get there?
B.Teleport


(7) Why do you want the key?
I want the key/s to help testing new scripts and players(freespawning) or giving to any of my friends that dont have the game and want it

FINAL QUESTION

What you think about zombie1004?
A.Hes awesome
B.Hes awesome
C.Hes awesome

All of them :O

i would really like to get a key from you because of the stupid BattlEye ban wave.