Где туалет?

No joke... this actually happened a second ago
Me and my bro were messing around and i was blindfolded trying to walk through the house
Earlier that day we had made pancakes, and there was one left but it fell in the sink and was all soggy.
I was trying to find my way to the bathroom and my brother stuck it in the pocket of my PJ's..

Where is the bathroom?
I have pancakes in my trousers

Woop, get banned please.

I'd delete this, except that it may make morons think.

What the fuck?
Seriously.
What. The. Fuck?
What did I do to you?