I guess this IS the Flamerz section so I can go over the top.
Twilight is a chick flick through and threw there's no argument.
I do not hate Twilight, but I will NEVER EVER watch it, you could even chop of my left... wait no I might watch the first ten minutes if you were gonna do that.
What I hate is any guy who was not threatened, tortured, or sexually abused to watch that movie.
To any guy who has willingly seen it Fuck you you Fucking homo, I hope you enjoyed losing your manhood you might as well go get some implants and chop your dick off.
To any guy who saw it and LIKED it this is what I say to you.
Please do not stand behind me I feel uncomfortable when you do...