I'll help you lose virginity in no time! Here's how it goes:
When you see a white van outside and saying 'Free Candy' go into it! There will be two people which will greet you and will start acting like your best friends! (I KNOW RIGHT!!) suddenly, they will pull down your pants. No worries though, they just have to check some things before you can get the candy. You would also feel something, It would hurt. But you shouldn't care because free candy am I rite?? Anyways this is how you can lose your virginity in no time!