How to learn Assembly?

I know there are tutorials, but I don't really understand them. I'd much rather buy and read a book to learn assembly. However I looked for Win32 Assembly in the library and at all the local bookstores and I found no books on it!!! D:

BTW: are there any prerequisites for Win32 ASM I should know?

Am I possibly looking for the wrong thing??! What should I be looking for?! Ahhhh!!!

PLEASE HELP ME!!!! Im am sad and lonely and lost in a torrent of confusion sucking me straight down to a deep dark cavern of despair

There isn't much literature of asm. It's basically a dead language to the world, but coders use it to find addresses and crack programs. Your best friend is the internet...

I hate the internet >_> ..... Its full of spam and bullshit and no one is ever getting anything done.

Agreed, wish there was an easier way -_-