Comment the Best Excuse !!
comment the best one
comment the best oneComment the Best Excuse !!
comment the best one"My wife is at the hospital and I'm minutes away of becoming a father". Might work for men.
"Fuck off fatass" Should work.
My brother did it ..
Originally Posted by Symmetrical
My brother did it ..
Originally Posted by Lightning
I was about to say this
or
He used my IP
Originally Posted by Symmetrical
You should say my camel did it
or
He used my IP
Originally Posted by Lightning
My kittie ran over the keyboard and scammed the guy
My rabbit hopped on the keyboard, bit me, I then hit my head on the Keyboard and scammed the guy then the rabbit ate the Internet cable and I couldn't return what my rabbit scammed because I don't talk rabbitish
Originally Posted by Symmetrical
aww
My rabbit hopped on the keyboard, bit me, I then hit my head on the Keyboard and scammed the guy then the rabbit ate the Internet cable and I couldn't return what my rabbit scammed because I don't talk rabbitish
Officer, I've got the runs, and the nearest rest stop is still 10 minutes away. You wouldnt mind giving me an escort?
"hey sexy man" and hope he is gay
Originally Posted by Poison
"hey sexy man" and hope he is gay
*give donut* - "you're welcome"
"I'M ON MY PERIOD" 
