Issues

Issues

So I've been standing proud and erect for like 30 minutes even after fapping twice. I'm really thirsty but I don't want anyone to see my raging boner. Should I drink my piss or wait it out? Please don't troll, this is a serious question.

Stop posting all these threads

Originally Posted by Color

Stop posting all these threads

okokokokokookoko i get where you're coming from but you're a fucking ******
you see i've only got 2 threads in the past 2 hours
and this is a fucking problem and i;m expecting my brethren from mpgh to help me
go watch shoujo you fuking pussy ****** ****** muslim druggie that likes sucking alien cock

Wear baggy clothes, and then consult a physician if erections persist for more than 4 hours.

Originally Posted by Rance-sama

okokokokokookoko i get where you're coming from but you're a fucking ******
you see i've only got 2 threads in the past 2 hours
and this is a fucking problem and i;m expecting my brethren from mpgh to help me
go watch shoujo you fuking pussy ****** ****** muslim druggie that likes sucking alien cock

This doesn't seem like you.

Originally Posted by Aborted

Wear baggy clothes, and then consult a physician if erections persist for more than 4 hours.

Damn, that might work. Thanks Aborted!

Originally Posted by Color

This doesn't seem like you.

who is this you? i'm fucking rance-sama bitch

Originally Posted by Rance-sama

Damn, that might work. Thanks Aborted!

who is this you? i'm fucking rance-sama bitch

@Aborted Wouldn't that make it worse? Figured jeans would keep it from poking out..

Originally Posted by Color

@Aborted Wouldn't that make it worse? Figured jeans would keep it from poking out..

It doesn't matter now. I managed to get something to drink without anyone seeing it. The funny thing is that I ended up falling for a trap doujinshi right after I got my drink and it instantly went soft.

Moral? of the story: When you're erect, look at repulsive shit and hope to god that doesn't make you stiffer.

is this 18+ thread???

Urine is proven to make you more thirsty.

You're a fucking man. Put on pants, but put your penis upwards. There, it is held up so the cannot see, as long as you have a baggy shirt. Or a shirt.

Originally Posted by oBun

Urine is proven to make you more thirsty.

You're a fucking man. Put on pants, but put your penis upwards. There, it is held up so the cannot see, as long as you have a baggy shirt. Or a shirt.

He's 15 according to his profile which means he's not a man.

TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF AND LIVE UP YOUR RACE BOY

Next time tuck it under your belt.

Good heavens! I suggest you just walk fast to the fridge (or wherever the drink is) and come back to the room, but dont run, or it will worsen.

Shove a tampon up your ass and tie the string around your dick, that should keep it down.

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