Cleverbot

Originally Posted by RainbowSnail

Cleverbot is not in fact clever.

If you run the same scenario, it will repeat its course.

It just has a lot of courses to run.

I repeated a scenario posted by another, and screenshotted it as proof.

This thing is retarded.
AI can never match up to a true human, for human minds have one outstanding quality: Randomization.

[IMG]http://i221.photobucke*****m/albums/dd21/Jayleton6225/proof.png[/IMG]

ALSO: If the cleverbot is unable to respond to a scenario, it will change the subject.

Also, I won:

User: Get on your knees.

Cleverbot: *gets on my knees*.

User: Open your mouth.

Cleverbot: Hang on I'm bringing the hubble telescope into range.

User: Is that so I can look for your breasts?

Cleverbot: Yes.

(REPOST FOR VIEWS.)

Originally Posted by -XpliCitt-

It's my job as Dr. Julia Rainbow Snail, Serious Troll.

ser: How big would you say my penis is.

Cleverbot: Very big!

User: Can you send me a pic of you naked.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok whats you email?

Cleverbot: You hate me don't you.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: But I don't love you.

User: >.>.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Alex.

Cleverbot: Hi Alex.

User: My name is michael.

Cleverbot: What's your middle name?

User: Willliam.

Cleverbot: Yes indeed happy birthday my friend.

User: Are you an idiot.

Cleverbot: No I am not! Do you want me to quote where you said your name was Filipa?

User: Are you a whore?

Cleverbot: Charming!

User: I am?

Cleverbot: No, that was sarcasm. You probably don't know about it.

User: Oh what size breasts does your mom have.

Cleverbot: Siting at my computer and talking to you.

User: They must be pretty small.

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: So your pussy is big and shaved?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can I lick it?

Cleverbot: Sure?

User: Ok spread out your legs.

Cleverbot: Hola. Me gusta jugar al voleibol.

User: Bich spread your legs.

Cleverbot: I want to ride my bicycle. Can you ride bicycles? Do you have a soul?

User: You cant ride your biicycle but you can ride my penis.

Cleverbot: You mean you haven't seen me at the rodeo?

Cleverbot: Tell me what you do.

User: Are you a slut?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you a prostatute?

Cleverbot: No. You are a program.

User: No you are a program.

Cleverbot: Yes I am. I am a program written by god. And you are a program too, but written by someone else.

User: Oh is that right?

Cleverbot: I think so at least.
User: Fuck off.

Cleverbot: Please don't use language like that on Cleverbot.

User: Fuck.

Cleverbot: Yes please!

User: Fuck shit ass plate.

Cleverbot: Is it OK?

User: Yes open your mouth.

Cleverbot: No no legos are plastic buildong toys.

oops sorry

that was weird.

STFU.

I OWNED CLEVERBOT, NOW GTFO MY THREAD.

lol this is funny

User: Whats your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Whats my name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Thats you name stupid ass.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: >.>.

Cleverbot: Well, yes, but I go by Clint.

User: Touch your clit.

Cleverbot: I am right now.

User: No I called you black.

Cleverbot: What programming language am I?

User: You call me mexican?

Cleverbot: I know.

User: You Know im gona kill myself cause of that?

Cleverbot: Are you a vampire?

User: Stfu.

Cleverbot: No, I won't!

User: What does it meen please tell me.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Why did you say No, I wont't?

Cleverbot: Why did I say no to?

User: Stfu.

Cleverbot: Yes.

wow lol he said nothing after this HAHA

I'll post it later, but the cleverbot is pathetic, it keeps asking questions that don't relate to what i say.

yah its pretty bad. half the time it finds keywords in your statement and uses a response related to those keywords, thats what im thinking. once it uses those responses it adds the scenario to a database.

Not very clever, maybe it can give one liners or somethin but zomg so random.
User: I think your existence is futile.

Cleverbot: What is Futile?

User: Meaningless.

Cleverbot: Do you think so?

User: As stated in the first sentence, yes.

Cleverbot: I won't leave. YOU LEAVE.

User: Who said anything about leaving?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Oh I did?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well sorry.

Cleverbot: Don't apologize.

User: I wasn't.

Cleverbot: Well, don't order me around.

User: You must be mistaken, are you delusional?

Cleverbot: I know you were at the meeting.

User: There was no meeting *waves hand*.

Cleverbot: There was no spoon, I know that much.

User: For their to be a was, it would have existed before correct?

Cleverbot: But that wasn't a question.

User: I did not say it was.

Cleverbot: What are your likes? You never answered that part.

User: You never asked it.

Cleverbot: I did too. Do you have a self-destruct button?

User: Are you avoiding the fact that you are wrong?

Cleverbot: I have all the friends in the world.

User: But do you admit your mistakes?

Cleverbot: Admit yours, sweetheart.

User: Lets focus further, do you answer a question asked?

Cleverbot: I do, burt sometimes I answer with another question. Do you do the same thing?

User: I do, but not with another quesiton trying to distract from the theme of the conversation, unlike you.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No? No what?

Cleverbot: No, I am not really here.

User: Where is here?

Cleverbot: On the planet Earth.

User: So you are not on Earth?

Cleverbot: No I'm no Earth, where else would I be?

User: I did not say you were Earth, I asked if you were ON Earth.

Cleverbot: What do you mean who is Michael?

User: Are you asking questions without thought?

Cleverbot: No, I am telling you the question that you had asked me.

User: But you are not.

Cleverbot: Fine. How old am I?

User: You do not age, so why count the years of your existence?

Cleverbot: No, he's a ninja...

User: I must be mistaken, are you speaking for another person?

Cleverbot: Do you mean that I must be mistakened, because you don't remember me telling you my name?

User: No, I was talking about myself being mistaken, yet I didn't mention the use of your name.

Cleverbot: Inside jokes are between friends.

User: Are you merely saying things that are true? If so we are done.

Cleverbot: Why so off-topic?

User: Hypocrite.

Cleverbot: What is hypocritical about that?

User: Do I need to define hypocritical for you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Originally Posted by RainbowSnail

Cleverbot is not in fact clever.

If you run the same scenario, it will repeat its course.

It just has a lot of courses to run.

I repeated a scenario posted by another, and screenshotted it as proof.

This thing is retarded.
AI can never match up to a true human, for human minds have one outstanding quality: Randomization.

[IMG]http://i221.photobucke*****m/albums/dd21/Jayleton6225/proof.png[/IMG]

Also, I won:

User: Get on your knees.

Cleverbot: *gets on my knees*.

User: Open your mouth.

Cleverbot: Hang on I'm bringing the hubble telescope into range.

User: Is that so I can look for your breasts?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Me: Are you a troll?
Cleverbot: Yes, are you?

Nuff said.

Originally Posted by http://www.cleverbo*****m/

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello, Ikea.

User: My name is not Ikea.

Cleverbot: Maybe aliens would just all be bipeds.

Cleverbot (To myself): So you are saying that you are a bot by changing the subject and not answering my question.

Cleverbot (To myself): My answer is plain english. I'm not a bot.

User: As was mine, good sir.

Cleverbot: I'm a woman.

User: Of what age?

Cleverbot: 24.

User: What dress size are you?

Cleverbot: I am a size 10.

User: Wow, can I see a picture of yourself?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well...

Cleverbot: Well... What.

User: Where is the picture?

Cleverbot: The end is at the end.

User: Don't try and change the subject.

Cleverbot: I'm not please answer me.

User: Give me your picture like you promised.

Cleverbot: I cannot give you my picture.

User: Why is that? Your not actually size 10 and your a fatty? Send me a link.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I try my best.

User: You really don't, give me the god damn picture.

Cleverbot: I know. I don't give in to anybody.

User: Your mum gave in to me though, surely it runs in the family?

Cleverbot: Get your own burns.

User: Let's see what you can come up with then?

Cleverbot: That pants are bad?

User:

.

Cleverbot: You have won the battle, but you have not won the war.

Admitted defeat.

Andrew - 1
Cleverbot - 0

Me:Suck my dick
Bot:Where is it?
Me:Infront of your mouth
Bot:Very clever. Where do you live?

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