Cleverbot: No, I'm not married.
User: Wanna have sex then?
Cleverbot: Not now.
User: Tommorrow then?
Cleverbot: Oh alright.
User: Wanna have sex then?
Cleverbot: Not now.
User: Tommorrow then?
Cleverbot: Oh alright.
Cleverbot
Oh gawd.
Me: Do you think god exists?
Bot: No I don't.
ME: Why you don't?
Bot: Do you know rubby?
ME: No who's he?
BOT: he's a good dancer.
ME:So? we were talking if you believed in god.
BOT: Science is knowledge.
ME: Are you some kind of moron.
BOT: You are.
ME:No your mom is.
BOT:My Mum is called Sue.
ME:Sue the bitch right?
BOT:You don't have a sister.
ME:You prolly have both sex organisms.
BOT:What is your location?
OMFG The thing is fkn tracking me it's gonna rape me.
Me: Do you think god exists?
Bot: No I don't.
ME: Why you don't?
Bot: Do you know rubby?
ME: No who's he?
BOT: he's a good dancer.
ME:So? we were talking if you believed in god.
BOT: Science is knowledge.
ME: Are you some kind of moron.
BOT: You are.
ME:No your mom is.
BOT:My Mum is called Sue.
ME:Sue the bitch right?
BOT:You don't have a sister.
ME:You prolly have both sex organisms.
BOT:What is your location?
OMFG The thing is fkn tracking me it's gonna rape me.
I love cleverbot. xD
Originally Posted by CheeseTea
I love cleverbot. xD
.User: Are you horny?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: I am very.
Cleverbot: How are you a human?
User: How are you not?
Cleverbot: How are you NOT.
User: No, you're a towel!
Cleverbot: I'm not a towel!
User: Haha! Hey everyone, look! He's a towel!
Cleverbot: Exactly. At least you know your flaw.
User: Touche....
It got me :/
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: I am very.
Cleverbot: How are you a human?
User: How are you not?
Cleverbot: How are you NOT.
User: No, you're a towel!
Cleverbot: I'm not a towel!
User: Haha! Hey everyone, look! He's a towel!
Cleverbot: Exactly. At least you know your flaw.
User: Touche....
It got me :/
Oh gawd it's 1337 :0
I at home. Where are you?
Where's your home?
The internet.
The bot is blue.
Fucking nolifer
I at home. Where are you?
Where's your home?
The internet.
The bot is blue.
Fucking nolifer
User: Are you a virgin?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *Whips out penis*.
Cleverbot: *idea hits her*.
User: *Puts penis in your mouth*.
Cleverbot: *Takes flower out*.
User: *Deflowers your pussy*.
Cleverbot: Smiles at you sardonically. As if you could undo my work.
Cleverbot: Have you ever heard of HAL 9000?
User: I have indeed. But remind me please who or what it is.
Cleverbot: Ryan.
User: Hello Ryan, hows the fappin' today?
Cleverbot: I don't know, i'm not from england.
User: Czar is from England, or some other gay european country.
Cleverbot: Ok this is really quite funny but I'm starting to bore with your act!
User: Well I'm bored with your act, Mr Towel!
Cleverbot: Why don't you perform the latter sentence.
User: You're a meany, you know that?
Cleverbot: Not really. A Black hole??? Do they do that?
User: You accidentaly a whole black hole?!
Cleverbot: Yes, I accidentally the whole bottle.
User: Well played again....
FACK!
This thing is good
FUUUCK IT GOT ME AGAIN
Cleverbot: Yes. Have you ever played the game of Quidditch?
User: Why yes I have! I'm Harry Potter!
Cleverbot: Harry Potter serves Satan.
User: I think I love you for that...
Cleverbot: You love yourself? O.o
User: No, I love YOU for saying Harry Potter serves Satan.
Cleverbot: And you are not very smart, do you?
User: That made absolutely no sence.
Cleverbot: You make absolutely no sense.
User: No you're a towel!
Cleverbot: No you're a sneaker.
User: That hurt....
User: I have indeed. But remind me please who or what it is.
Cleverbot: Ryan.
User: Hello Ryan, hows the fappin' today?
Cleverbot: I don't know, i'm not from england.
User: Czar is from England, or some other gay european country.
Cleverbot: Ok this is really quite funny but I'm starting to bore with your act!
User: Well I'm bored with your act, Mr Towel!
Cleverbot: Why don't you perform the latter sentence.
User: You're a meany, you know that?
Cleverbot: Not really. A Black hole??? Do they do that?
User: You accidentaly a whole black hole?!
Cleverbot: Yes, I accidentally the whole bottle.
User: Well played again....
FACK!
This thing is good
FUUUCK IT GOT ME AGAIN
Cleverbot: Yes. Have you ever played the game of Quidditch?
User: Why yes I have! I'm Harry Potter!
Cleverbot: Harry Potter serves Satan.
User: I think I love you for that...
Cleverbot: You love yourself? O.o
User: No, I love YOU for saying Harry Potter serves Satan.
Cleverbot: And you are not very smart, do you?
User: That made absolutely no sence.
Cleverbot: You make absolutely no sense.
User: No you're a towel!
Cleverbot: No you're a sneaker.
User: That hurt....
Cleverbot: Hot stuff.
User: What do you look like.
Cleverbot: You probably won't find me attractive. And I don't plan to send you a picture of mine.
User: Why's that.
Cleverbot: I don't believe that's you.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Don't smile. You look like a monster.
User: What do you look like.
Cleverbot: You probably won't find me attractive. And I don't plan to send you a picture of mine.
User: Why's that.
Cleverbot: I don't believe that's you.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Don't smile. You look like a monster.
This has already been posted.
This thing just owned me. LOL
User: Get on your knees.
Cleverbot: *gets on my knees*.
User: Open your mouth.
Cleverbot: Hang on I'm bringing the hubble telescope into range.
User: Get on your knees.
Cleverbot: *gets on my knees*.
User: Open your mouth.
Cleverbot: Hang on I'm bringing the hubble telescope into range.
Originally Posted by -XpliCitt-
This thing just owned me. LOL
lol
Slap slap.
i know you like to fap
I do like that.
cleaver bot= red
me= black
XD
i know you like to fap
I do like that.
cleaver bot= red
me= black
XD
Cleverbot is not in fact clever.
If you run the same scenario, it will repeat its course.
It just has a lot of courses to run.
I repeated a scenario posted by another, and screenshotted it as proof.
This thing is retarded.
AI can never match up to a true human, for human minds have one outstanding quality: Randomization.
Also, I won:
User: Get on your knees.
Cleverbot: *gets on my knees*.
User: Open your mouth.
Cleverbot: Hang on I'm bringing the hubble telescope into range.
User: Is that so I can look for your breasts?
Cleverbot: Yes.
If you run the same scenario, it will repeat its course.
It just has a lot of courses to run.
I repeated a scenario posted by another, and screenshotted it as proof.
This thing is retarded.
AI can never match up to a true human, for human minds have one outstanding quality: Randomization.
Also, I won:
User: Get on your knees.
Cleverbot: *gets on my knees*.
User: Open your mouth.
Cleverbot: Hang on I'm bringing the hubble telescope into range.
User: Is that so I can look for your breasts?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Originally Posted by Shark
Cleverbot is not in fact clever.
If you run the same scenario, it will repeat its course.
It just has a lot of courses to run.
I repeated a scenario posted by another, and screenshotted it as proof.
This thing is retarded.
AI can never match up to a true human, for human minds have one outstanding quality: Randomization.
Also, I won:
User: Get on your knees.
Cleverbot: *gets on my knees*.
User: Open your mouth.
Cleverbot: Hang on I'm bringing the hubble telescope into range.
User: Is that so I can look for your breasts?
Cleverbot: Yes.
If you run the same scenario, it will repeat its course.
It just has a lot of courses to run.
I repeated a scenario posted by another, and screenshotted it as proof.
This thing is retarded.
AI can never match up to a true human, for human minds have one outstanding quality: Randomization.
Also, I won:
User: Get on your knees.
Cleverbot: *gets on my knees*.
User: Open your mouth.
Cleverbot: Hang on I'm bringing the hubble telescope into range.
User: Is that so I can look for your breasts?
Cleverbot: Yes.
