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    Angry I hate testicles [18+]

    I'm just FUCKING saying, one day your like "how about i go on my pc" but no your balls itch so much! And "it depends" you sit on your balls when you sit down or they pop out of your trousers! Even when you pinch your balls they still itch! Fuck you god you can suck deez nutz



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    I literally have never sat on my balls and have no idea how people under the age of 60 run into this problem.

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    Like I said it depends, Some people have large balls



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    Lol wut you've sat on your balls?? Lool I have never ran in to a problem like this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kazours View Post
    Lol wut you've sat on your balls?? Lool I have never ran in to a problem like this
    Yeah my balls are so large when I have sex they smack bae's back



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    Quote Originally Posted by HetoxHD View Post
    Yeah my balls are so large when I have sex they smack bae's back
    So you mean that you can do this


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    What the fuck is up with your grammar?
    Did you cripple it somehow? Is your grammar located in your balls?

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    You literally made zero sense.

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    Oh, I've got one more.
    I think you should have been born a girl.

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    Pop out of your trousers? What the fuck are you talking about

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    Yeah I was born with my brain in my balls, It's totally possible.



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