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    make me go ayylmao

    So i'm the worst at jokes and have no new ones that are good..

    Let me hear your best/ meanest/ rudest/ crudest jokes (apart from me because i am a joke)
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    what do you call a flying jew?



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    What does the fish say when it hits a wall?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lift View Post
    what do you call a flying jew?



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    How do you pick up jewish chicks?

    Dustpan and brush

    /yawn old af
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    How does a frog die?
     

    It kermits suicide.


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    Cant opener


    What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?
     

    She peed her pants


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    Because it was in the middle of 9/11


    What's pink and retarded?
     

    A Flamongo.


    Why is Six afraid of Seven?
     

    Because Seven Eight Nine.


    How many lifes does a Nazi cat have?
     

    Nein.


    What did the triangle say to the circle?
     

    You're so pointless.


    Who will Donald Trump blame when he loses the presidential bid?
     

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    Dicks out for Harambe is a good one





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    Quote Originally Posted by Hentai View Post
    Dicks out for Harambe is a good one
    my dicks just always out :////
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    @ @Whitehill my best joke @Arrow @Raple @Cursed @Hentai

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    Quote Originally Posted by Organized Chaos View Post
    @ @Whitehill my best joke @Arrow @Raple @Cursed @Hentai

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    I'm for it. Too bad I couldn't abort your autistic ass when I had the chance tho...





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    Quote Originally Posted by Hentai View Post


    I'm for it. Too bad I couldn't abort your autistic ass when I had the chance tho...
    Damn dad 8'[

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    yet u owe mom lots of child support money

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    Quote Originally Posted by Organized Chaos View Post


    Damn dad 8'[

    so savage to ur son
    yet u owe mom lots of child support money
    Thought i was your daddy :/

    @A That's one of my favorites ayylmao
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