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    My latest experience

    So basically, there is this girl in my school is hotter than the surface of the sun. And surprisingly today she gave me her phone number asking if I could call her because she needs help for calculus. Seeing her beautiful face grace this earth put me in a trace, as I accept her request while essentially drooling in an ecstasy.

    This was around 12 hours ago, and i decided to call her. My heart was racing so fast I thought it was going to fly out of my chest. She asks me to come over (once again i had no choice but to accept)

    So here I am, riding my bike down the streets to the given address and I pull off at her house. It was pretty big for japanese standards.

    So I knock on the door and after waiting what seemed like an eternity, she opens the door. And bad for me I was so nervous my sweat stains were showing through. Damn antiperspirant didn't work at all, way to rip me off of 800 yen.

    Either way, when she opens the door I am petrified; she was extremely beautiful, and wore very revealing clothes.

    I go up to her room to help her on the homework, and as I am she says she will be back. After about 30 seconds she gets another pencil and I work on it. She starts rubbing her breasts as she is giving me a seductive glare.

    My penis became stiff.

    So for some reason, she decides to unbutton her shirt and her bra was as visible as my boner probably was.

    My face begins to become a scarlet color as she approaches my direction. She utters the words 「どうかしたの?」 "Is something wrong?"

    I nod my head no but she didn't seem convinced. She reaches for my hand and thrusts it straight on to her bra.

    I don't know why, but for some reason she got upset.

    She says 「気に入ってないでしょ!」 "You're not liking it huh!"

    I'm like 「そうでもないって!」 "That's not true at all!"

    She orders me to leave her house, and I had no choice unless I want to be trespassing at this point.

    My life sucks.

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    未来が見えてしまって悲しいから
    目を閉じて優しい思い出に浸ってしまう




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    That's nice, all I got from this, is that your dick is so tiny she didn't think you got erected and didn't like it and thought you were a homo.
    or did you leave out the part where you punched her for taking your DS?

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    Should have raped her before you left..

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    You're gay and ugly as fuck. Tell us another csb.

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    Seems as legit as Ahmad's little girl threads.
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    Asians needing help at math? FAKE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thaz View Post
    Asians needing help at math? FAKE.
    Exactly! Who would believe.....
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    Seems as legit as Ahmad's little girl threads.
    "It doesn't matter who the people voted for; they always vote for us".

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    What a pussy me and VV @Vice-Versa would have gang raped that bitch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joshcarr2006 View Post
    What a pussy me and VV @Vice-Versa would have gang raped that bitch.
    As long as I get the back side
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joshcarr2006 View Post
    What a pussy me and VV @Vice-Versa would have gang raped that bitch.
    and I would of knocked ya both out and took it for maself

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    Quote Originally Posted by DawgiiStylz View Post

    and I would of knocked ya both out and took it for maself
    Whoa whoa, there's 3 holes.
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