[18+] Would you? [Just a slight warning]

[Niet]

I most certainly would enjoy tasting it, at least.

[BurningAshes]

Hell no,But I guess it would be tasty Especially eating idiots.....

[Gray]

I most certainly would enjoy tasting it, at least.

No, you should eat an entire human. That's final.

Hell no,But I guess it would be tasty Especially eating idiots.....

So.. About 98% of the world then?

[SatanisX]

This makes me think of that movie where for 12 hours crimes are allowed for no reason, but anyhow:
I have thought of that a few years ago, never thought I would think of this subject again.
Probably for the same reason as yours and/or have extra reasons that I forgot.
I would eat a person, depending on who i want
I do not like to try eating someone who i know, even more someone who i hate (it would make me feel that i am eating crap, not meat)
The part that i am anticipating to eat first is the HEART
Have you ever eaten beef heart? (I forgot which kind of Heart i exactly ate, but it was good. The meat was tough)
I would clean the parts i want to eat after finely slicing them. (Heart, Arms, Legs, a few from chest)
The bones i give em to some dogs or bury them. The other parts that i don't feel like eating might have an acid trip.
I like to cook with medium-high, putting a few pinch of spices or cook it so its both warm and cold.
I would go outside eating, if i wasn't spotted killing and cooking someone. Otherwise, i eat casually at my table.
I would eat it with potato & cheese, a liver that my dad buys from supermarket (forgot the animal name sorry), buzz buttons.
I would either drink plain water,cola or wine with it. (I could try to add chicken blood soup or pork blood jelly)
I would serve as either an Hamburger or I try to make it look like an expensive steak (or just some meat i chopped)
I would also give them buzz buttons and give them miracle berries with a few normal food from my side.
They could have some juice or wine also.

I hope you probably could understand even with my grammar faults and stuff.

[Prince]

Wtf i look like eating someone ?

[Niet]

No, you should eat an entire human. That's final.

Oh? Well then. At first I probably would dispose of what I wish not to eat like hands and feet since they mainly consists of bones and cartilage. Humans tend to have quite thick and tough skin so it wouldn't serve any good keeping that either, even though I like the thought of roasting it to the crisp just like the skin of chicken. Meaning that I would skin the body, dispose of the skin and also the organs. After cutting of and saving the cheeks I would dispose of the head to.

I know that the glutes are rather "lazy" muscles so they might be very tender to eat. I would cut them out like two large steaks, throw them on the grill with a neutral seasoning (flaked salt and pepper) and serve with garlic butter, baked potato wedges and béarnaise sauce on the side. Haven't really thought of the rest yet but I'll get on with it sooner or later

[ChimiBang]

come back to mpgh to see this the hell happen ?ohshit

[Spaghetti Master]

@Antipathy
I am willing to bet $1000 that you would not go though with it, and pussy the fuck out if given the chance.
You don't sound up to it, at all.

[Niet]

@Antipathy
I am willing to bet $1000 that you would not go though with it, and pussy the fuck out if given the chance.
You don't sound up to it, at all.

It doesn't sound like a great plan to offer a reward for cannibalism, but I bet that she will like it.

[yourout]

Before I go MIGHT to bed, I find myself thinking about this an awful lot.

Would any of you eat a person?

I find myself thinking about how nice it would be to chop a person up, take whatever I want from him/her and then store it in the freezer so that I may eat it at a later point while giving the useless pieces an acid bath to remove all the evidence.

Not only because I really dislike humanity, I'm also a very aggressive person leaning toward mentally insane, so to speak, smooth.

I want this, I want to eat a human.
I have several reasons for this in which I wont go into detail too.

So once again, would you eat a person? Have you ever thought about it?
If so, how would you prepare it, how would you cook it and how would you enjoy it, what would you drink to it and how would you serve it if you were to treat someone to it.

Note: This is an entirely serious thread, I am curious about how many that might've considered or thought about it.

Search for 1 lunatic 1 icepick, your answer lays in a video.

[Niet]

Search for 1 lunatic 1 icepick, your answer lays in a video.

Would you share your meal with a dog also?

[Extreme_XB]

My friend actually ate human before. He went on a camping trip about 6 years ago and found a dead body (Guy died from a bear attack. Had claw marks all over him). It was late in the afternoon and they just set up a campfire about to cook up some dear. He said he smelt a foul stench and found the body. They dragged the body out. He was saying one of his friend started a conversation "I wonder what Human taste like." My friend took out his pocket knife and cut a piece of the forearm off and threw it on the fire. He let it stay there for about 30 mins. He later than ate it. After 5 mins of chewing he says it taste like tough stew beef.

[Niet]

My friend actually ate human before. He went on a camping trip about 6 years ago and found a dead body (Guy died from a bear attack. Had claw marks all over him). It was late in the afternoon and they just set up a campfire about to cook up some dear. He said he smelt a foul stench and found the body. They dragged the body out. He was saying one of his friend started a conversation "I wonder what Human taste like." My friend took out his pocket knife and cut a piece of the forearm off and threw it on the fire. He let it stay there for about 30 mins. He later than ate it. After 5 mins of chewing he says it taste like tough stew beef.

To me it seems that your friend isn't of the honest kind. However, I don't know where you are from. Where you live you might not report finding a dead body in the forest or do not mind eating something that smells rotten. A rotten body is quite poisonous but oh well, maybe such thing won't affect your kind.

...

[BurningAshes]

excatly muwhahahahah

No, you should eat an entire human. That's final.



So.. About 98% of the world then?

[Gray]

This makes me think of that movie where for 12 hours crimes are allowed for no reason, but anyhow:
I have thought of that a few years ago, never thought I would think of this subject again.
Probably for the same reason as yours and/or have extra reasons that I forgot.
I would eat a person, depending on who i want
I do not like to try eating someone who i know, even more someone who i hate (it would make me feel that i am eating crap, not meat)
The part that i am anticipating to eat first is the HEART
Have you ever eaten beef heart? (I forgot which kind of Heart i exactly ate, but it was good. The meat was tough)
I would clean the parts i want to eat after finely slicing them. (Heart, Arms, Legs, a few from chest)
The bones i give em to some dogs or bury them. The other parts that i don't feel like eating might have an acid trip.
I like to cook with medium-high, putting a few pinch of spices or cook it so its both warm and cold.
I would go outside eating, if i wasn't spotted killing and cooking someone. Otherwise, i eat casually at my table.
I would eat it with potato & cheese, a liver that my dad buys from supermarket (forgot the animal name sorry), buzz buttons.
I would either drink plain water,cola or wine with it. (I could try to add chicken blood soup or pork blood jelly)
I would serve as either an Hamburger or I try to make it look like an expensive steak (or just some meat i chopped)
I would also give them buzz buttons and give them miracle berries with a few normal food from my side.
They could have some juice or wine also.

I hope you probably could understand even with my grammar faults and stuff.

A very detailed description! Great!

Wtf i look like eating someone ?

Yes, yes you do and you will.

Oh? Well then. At first I probably would dispose of what I wish not to eat like hands and feet since they mainly consists of bones and cartilage. Humans tend to have quite thick and tough skin so it wouldn't serve any good keeping that either, even though I like the thought of roasting it to the crisp just like the skin of chicken. Meaning that I would skin the body, dispose of the skin and also the organs. After cutting of and saving the cheeks I would dispose of the head to.

I know that the glutes are rather "lazy" muscles so they might be very tender to eat. I would cut them out like two large steaks, throw them on the grill with a neutral seasoning (flaked salt and pepper) and serve with garlic butter, baked potato wedges and béarnaise sauce on the side. Haven't really thought of the rest yet but I'll get on with it sooner or later

If you come upon a possible wine and dine.
I'll eat her/him

come back to mpgh to see this the hell happen ?ohshit

You have obviously never met me.

@Antipathy
I am willing to bet $1000 that you would not go though with it, and pussy the fuck out if given the chance.
You don't sound up to it, at all.

I'm going to be rich if I get retarded offers like this.
You seem very unaware of what I'm capable off, I'd eat a person without a doubt if the chance is given.

My friend actually ate human before. He went on a camping trip about 6 years ago and found a dead body (Guy died from a bear attack. Had claw marks all over him). It was late in the afternoon and they just set up a campfire about to cook up some dear. He said he smelt a foul stench and found the body. They dragged the body out. He was saying one of his friend started a conversation "I wonder what Human taste like." My friend took out his pocket knife and cut a piece of the forearm off and threw it on the fire. He let it stay there for about 30 mins. He later than ate it. After 5 mins of chewing he says it taste like tough stew beef.

I'm not entirely surprised, I did mention that I believed it would taste something like cattle.