I hate every single one of you

[DigiTaLpluS]

^ pic rel ated its me with my girlfriend
My name is Spongebob, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, starfish humping, barnacle-lovers who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any squirrel pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than trying to steal the Krabby Patty recipe.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much the spongiest square-looking mother fucker around. I was captain of the jellyfish catching team, and starter of my own Karate league. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to ponies and shit”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot squirrelfriend (She just nutted me me; Shit was SO clams). You are all ******s who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

[radnomguywfq3]

tl; dr fuck you.

[Snake]

tl; dr

fuck you

[DigiTaLpluS]

Just hit me with your best shot.

[Joshcarr2006]

TL ; SR your a nice guy!



SR=still read.

[Gray]

Hit you? I wouldn't hit someone like you.
You're likely at the age of 12

Go fail-troll elsewhere.
Also, I didn't read that, your font color sucks.

[DigiTaLpluS]

TL ; SR your a nice guy!



SR=still read.

Thanks my dear friend hit me up on /b/ anytime, but always remember. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

[Cole]

huh

Stop Right There Criminal Scum,
My name is Imperial Guard, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are low endurance, low intelligence troublemakers who spend every second of their day looking for laws to break. You are everything bad in Tamriel. Honestly, have any of you ever bought something? I mean, I guess it’s fun stealing shopkeepers’ property because of your low score in mercantile, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than pickpocketing wandering traders when no guards are around.
Don’t be a criminal. Just hit anyone within eyesight. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the running team, and starter on my shouting team. What sports do you play, other than “commit senseless acts of violence and theft against those who cannot defend themselves”? I also have full Imperial Armor, and have arrested the hero many times (She just paid the fine; Shit was SO gold). You are all criminals who should have just payed the fine. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me apprehending a criminal.

[Snake]

huh

Stop Right There Criminal Scum,
My name is Imperial Guard, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are low endurance, low intelligence troublemakers who spend every second of their day looking for laws to break. You are everything bad in Tamriel. Honestly, have any of you ever bought something? I mean, I guess it’s fun stealing shopkeepers’ property because of your low score in mercantile, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than pickpocketing wandering traders when no guards are around.
Don’t be a criminal. Just hit anyone within eyesight. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the running team, and starter on my shouting team. What sports do you play, other than “commit senseless acts of violence and theft against those who cannot defend themselves”? I also have full Imperial Armor, and have arrested the hero many times (She just paid the fine; Shit was SO gold). You are all criminals who should have just payed the fine. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me apprehending a criminal.

I didnt read more than 4 paragraphs that but it sounded funny

+1 u fat nigga

[[MPGH]Hennessy]

sup, you seem nice.

have a good day.

[haxforpax]

Post more copypasta please.