Guys, get a grip, this thread is fucking dying.
Not only is it dying, I'd call it dead as it is now.

Everyone, get up off of your scrawny (or fat) asses and share your smoke stories or any other fun histories you might have.
That are recent, bring this section back to life. Now.

I'd share some of my own if it were not for the fact that I haven't gotten any in several months.
The negative side of having moved to a new place.