Haven't seen any Jokes threads so far so here goes nothing...

Joke #1
''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Joke #2
''Dyslexic man walks into a bra''

Joke #3
I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a bloody kite.

Joke #4
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

Joke #5
Jeez I Slept like a log last night........ Woke up in the fricken fireplace.