Break into his house during a dark night. Go pee on the ground in front of his bed. Take a bowl, fill it with fater and put his right hand in the bowl. Hide. Because his hand is in water, he will pee himself. He'll wake up, be angry and will go to the bathroom to clean himself. He will slip on your pee and then hurt himself when he'll fall on his head. Now call his cellphone, he'll answer and be like PEEK A BOO
and then T BAG THAT MOTHER FUCKER TO DEATH