Today I ate pizza.

[Gray]

Didn't know what to put the title as, but really - there's nothing fun going on in general, and don't you guys dare say that it's because it's because of school, it's Saturday.

I doubt that a lot of people on here have a life.
So, what's going on, what's up and where the hell is everyone?

[[MPGH]Thunder]

Nothing much, it's late, everyone is out trying to socialize

[Gray]

Nothing much, it's late, everyone is out trying to socialize

Don't they know that the only true friend they need is Jill and weed.
Or a girlfriend. I have much more fun at home than I've ever had outside of the confines of the house.

[Euphemistic]

So, what's going on, what's up and where the hell is everyone?

Haven't done anything fun in my life , nothing much , and probably fapping to their imaginative girlfriends.

[Gray]

Haven't done anything fun in my life cry, nothing much , and probably fapping to their imaginative girlfriends.

Smoke some weed, life accomplished.

Trying to get a ride to a party but all my fucking friends are ******s and wont drive me.

Smack them on the head.

[Euphemistic]

Smoke some weed, life accomplished.

So... smoking is the answer for everything now?

[Gray]

So... smoking is the answer for everything now?

It's a fast-tracker to not giving a fuck about what sucks.

People are trying to get their last minute fapping session before school starts.

So, 30 seconds - why haven't they come back yet?

[Assistive]

Trying to get a ride to a party but all my fucking friends are ******s and wont drive me.

[Lightning]

I didn't start school yet thank god!

[Gray]

I didn't start school yet thank god!

You'll get there.
I'm starting Monday.

[Frought]

I didn't start school yet thank god!

Neither is me.
Fucking schools are bad and I will start I think on 22 sept.

[[MPGH]Wyo]

Neither is me.
Fucking schools are bad and I will start I think on 22 sept.

Education is bad? Typical egyptian fags all they want is allahu akbar booom powww explosions, dead people ect

[Frought]

Education is bad? Typical egyptian fags all they want is allahu akbar booom powww explosions, dead people ect

Schools isn't education you lil jemmy , I'm one of the top 5 in the school and when we get back to school I don't know when but I think on 22 sept I will take a certificate lil thunder's sheep.

[[MPGH]Thunder]

i love pizza

and cheese and sausage

I bet you love them sausages.

Schools isn't education you lil jemmy , I'm one of the top 5 in the school and when we get back to school I don't know when but I think on 22 sept I will take a certificate lil thunder's sheep.

You get your education at school though.

[[MPGH]Wyo]

Schools isn't education you lil jemmy , I'm one of the top 5 in the school and when we get back to school I don't know when but I think on 22 sept I will take a certificate lil thunder's sheep.

Fucking lol'd

10/10 if troll
7/10 if butthurt