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  1. 09-07-2014 #16
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    "Baby want to get some sweet dreams? Then suck my dic* and enjoy it."
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    Hello, i would like to build a cave under your panties.
    works 67% of times.


    Only anal specialists here would understand it.
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    Pickup lines are for desperate teenagers.
    You were seeking strength, justice, splendour.
    You were seeking love.
    Here is the pit, here is your pit.
    Its name is Silence..
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  4. 09-07-2014 #19
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    Just show them your penis and everything is golden.
    Works for me.

    Only problem is, you're not me.
    Stick it in your hand.
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    I'm 180 pounds, muscle of steel. Sex Appeal.
    Do you work at a chicken farm? you sure know how to raise a cock.
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    If anyone gets laid using a pickup line on here, I'm sure that the girl you hooked are missing a few chromosomes.
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    I'm a virgin, do you want to take it away ?
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    I like your boobs.
    Marry me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Youtro View Post
    Haha cracked me up!

     


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    i want to look like my favourite athlete, he's called papyrus hes got a very hot body and his orgasms sound like windows xp which is very hot

     
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