Useless Super Powers

Night vision, but only during the day

Reply with your useless super powers.

Holy tear, revive bugs, talk with fruits. xD

Originally Posted by Josh

Night vision, but only during the day

Useful in a dark cave exploration or a basement.

Originally Posted by Ailens

Holy tear, revive bugs, talk with fruits. xD

Insanity isn't a superpower.

Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666

Useful in a dark cave exploration or a basement.

Let me rephrase it, only when exposed to direct sunlight.

be a scammer who always uses middleman

Originally Posted by Batman

be a scammer who always uses middleman

That's hilarious!

I can have sex with hot chicks, but only after I murder them.

Make your dick smaller as you wish.

make your dick temporarily be four inches longer than usual but permanently lose six inches afterwards

Originally Posted by Batman

make your dick temporarily be four inches longer than usual but permanently lose six inches afterwards

I really, really like your post. Mind if I share it?

Originally Posted by Josh

I really, really like your post. Mind if I share it?

its all yours my friend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The ability to pull out but only when you have a condom on.

Eveything you eat will taste like dick

Everything

Originally Posted by Josh

I really, really like your post. Mind if I share it?

No need for permission, mate. :P

Xray (See through clothes), but only when your mom is around.

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