The power to waste time reading about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.
Useless Super Powers
Originally Posted by AVGN
I can have sex with hot chicks, but only after I murder them.
Anyway, my superpower would be like, being able to drive na auto if I enter a manual car, or being able to drive manual if I enter na automatic car. lolololol
X-Ray vision on nude women 
The ability to point at people and make them instantly give birth, males included.
May not be entirely useless actually...
May not be entirely useless actually...
Originally Posted by fl4zh
Xray (See through clothes), but only when your mom is around. 
Be able to shit gold bars, but only if you eat a larger amount of diamond.
The ability to make a woman orgasm with a touch of your finger if you wear a full pink suit.
Can be invisible only when nobody's looking. 
Originally Posted by RZG
Can be invisible only when nobody's looking.
what about the ability to send powerful sound waves but only when you're in space (there is no air so the waves don't propagate)
Originally Posted by pastan
that would be useful to not be seen by cameras
what about the ability to send powerful sound waves but only when you're in space (there is no air so the waves don't propagate)
what about the ability to send powerful sound waves but only when you're in space (there is no air so the waves don't propagate)
Originally Posted by Nyssa al Ghul
That was such a nerdy geeky thing to say... thank you
here's another one: knowing everything but getting Alhemizer
Be able to kill zombies, but only when their dead
Originally Posted by AVGN
I can have sex with hot chicks, but only after I murder them.
Also long time no see.
Originally Posted by AVGN
I can have sex with hot chicks, but only after I murder them.
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