Useless Super Powers

X-Ray vision on nude women

The ability to point at people and make them instantly give birth, males included.

May not be entirely useless actually...

I like that

Be able to shit gold bars, but only if you eat a larger amount of diamond.

Can be invisible only when nobody's looking.

Be able to kill zombies, but only when their dead

that would be useful to not be seen by cameras

what about the ability to send powerful sound waves but only when you're in space (there is no air so the waves don't propagate)

That was such a nerdy geeky thing to say... thank you

well I consider being a nerd/geek something good so thanks too and you're welcome even if I don't know why you thanked me

here's another one: knowing everything but getting Alhemizer

Dahmer? Is that you?