The power to get arrested for no reason, the power to poo for more than 10 mins
Useless Super Powers
Acid Tears, 75% Levitation, Being a woman, Turning gold into silver, ability to speak braille, ability to age rapidly, instant hairloss, bullet attraction
Originally Posted by Bodvar
The ability to make a woman orgasm with a touch of your finger if you wear a full pink suit.
The super power a few of us already have, to make super dank memes. With great power comes great responsibility.
The power to know what happen when it already happened.
Your superpowers are all amazing.
The ability to fly, but only in place and only as high as you can jump.
The ability to fly, but only in place and only as high as you can jump.
super fast aging and invisible handwriting
Originally Posted by iSmexy
super fast aging
Farted always ..
Can't believe nobody said this one yet..
The ability to shoot webs - out of your ass.
The ability to shoot webs - out of your ass.
Originally Posted by AVGN
I can have sex with hot chicks, but only after I murder them.
Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666
That's just being normal.
Originally Posted by Ailens
So you are basically saying you can talk to fruits, you can cry with holt tears, and you can revuve bugs?
The ability to stare at hot girls but cant really do anything.
The power to waste time reading about useless super powers when you could be doing something productive
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