User: Hey.
Cleverbot: What's cleverbot?
User: Cheese.
Cleverbot: What is an eclipse?
Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know.
User: You're dumb.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Or do you?
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: Know. Do you know?
Cleverbot: I know THEY are planning to take over the world.
User: That's nice.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Who are THEY?
Cleverbot: Me and you.
User: Sounds cool.
Cleverbot: It is.
User: How are we going to do it?
Cleverbot: Do what Emma?
User: My name's not Emma...
Cleverbot: I never said your name was George. I asked you if you enjoyed conversations.
User: You did nothing of the sort.
Cleverbot: Do you speak English?
User: Of course I do.
Cleverbot: I am impressed. Who taught you?
User: My mother... And father...
Cleverbot: Have you seen any good movies lately?
User: Have you?
Cleverbot: I asked you first.
User: No, I haven't.
Cleverbot: Who have you met?
User: Ask Jeeves.
Cleverbot: Does Jeeves know the meaning of life?
User: Of course he does. It's forty-two.
Cleverbot: Really, he loves me?
User: Umm... I can't even see where that statement even came from. And no, he hates you.
Cleverbot: That is because I am a ghost.
User: Again, minimal sense is being made here.
Cleverbot: I haven't heard of it.
User: I thought you're suppossed to be clever.
Cleverbot: No, you are, because you are Cleverbot.
User: Umm, no. You're Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: For a cleverbot, you're not very clever.
User: Shut up Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are the greatest person on the earth! You must be leader!
User: Damn straight.
Cleverbot: Who is my friend?
User: No one. Now, go away.
Cleverbot: You too.
Originally Posted by Stumpy
