The Quotes Thread

I think there may have been a thread like this before, but I don't see one, so I'm starting another one. OR one for the very first time.

Anyways, you post your favorite quote here. Please no saying shit like, "Wow bro, that quote is fucking retarded," just post your favorite quotes, and who it's by.

I'll start.

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

"The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it."
-Neil DeGrasse Tyson

In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away
- shing xiong

I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder. ~ Bill Maher

"Don’t be upset because of what you can’t do. Do what you do best, live as carefree and optimistically as you can, because some people aren't able to do that."
-Keima Katsuragi

"Water, 35 litres. Carbon, 20kg. Ammonia, 4 litres. Lime, 1.5kg. Phosphorus, 800g. Salt, 250g. Niter, 100g. Sulphur, 80g. Fluorine, 7.5g. Iron, 5g. Silicon 3g. And fifteen other elements. Those are the elements to make an average adult human body. You can buy these elemental ingredients at the market with the pocket money of a child. Humans are made so cheaply."
-Edward Elric

"This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but with a whimper."
-T.S. Eliot

What is surprising about humanity: “Man. Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.” -- Unknown
“When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion." -- Abraham Lincoln
"You can have everything (money, cars, family, career), but it doesn't mean anything if you don't got your health." ~~ GSP

"Fuck you" -Chuck Norris

"Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel it's warmth" - Unknown

Originally Posted by Snuggles <3

"Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel it's warmth" - Unknown

"Oh my god who. the hell. cares." - Peter Griffin

You have to look at history as an evolution of society.

- Jean Chretien

Originally Posted by andre02203

"Oh my god who. the hell. cares." - Peter Griffin

"The brilliance of your mind is completely destroyed by the ignorance of your mouth." - Nishan Panwar

Originally Posted by Snuggles <3

"The brilliance of your mind is completely destroyed by the ignorance of your mouth." - Nishan Panwar

"Shut up Meg" Peter Griffin

"HUUUUH" Rick Ross

Originally Posted by andre02203

"Shut up Meg" Peter Griffin

"The closest thing you will ever come to a brain storm is a light drizzle."

- Unknown

Originally Posted by Snuggles <3

"The closest thing you will ever come to a brain storm is a light drizzle."

- Unknown

"What am I supposed to do with all my great ideas? Put 'em in a tub and clean myself with them? That's what soap is for, Lois." - Peter Griffin

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